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Hi Internet,
I want to get personal for a second, and I'm sure you know how hard that is, being who you are, and our past history together.

You see, what I really want to talk to you about today is painting.

I miss painting.

I love comic books, and I love pen and ink and water-mah-colors and all things glorious; but I miss getting dirty and painted up. I miss wearing those paint pants, where if you forget your rag you just go straight for the leg. I get a boner just thinking about it.

Have I gone too far? Should I not have told you about my boner? I'm sorry, if I have. But, not that sorry.

So, after this current issue of Dapper Chaps is finished up, (which will be coming out in March) I'm going to start painting again. I'm going to paint the shit out of some paint. I'm going to paint so hard it's going to turn into diamonds.

That's right. Like coal. Are you following me, internet?

Alright, well thanks for listening. I knew I could count on you.

Now go round me up some pictures of big boobs. This boner hasn't gone down yet.

Sincerely,
Mike

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